| Three men are boasting about their accomplishments.
The Italian says: "I rub my wife with oil all over her body and before I'm through she screams for 5 minutes!"
The Frenchman says: "I rub my wife all over her body with butter and before I'm through she screams for half an hour!"
The Jew says: "I rub my wife all over with chicken fat and before I'm through she screams for 6 hours!"
"Six hours!" they ask. "How is that possible?"
"The secret is to wipe your hands on the drapes when you're through." |
