| A man went out drinking all night and downed pint after pint, shot after shot etc, etc, then went home.
The next day he returned to the bar looking very rough, "You certainly went through it last night didn't you!" said the barman.
"I sure did!" replied the man, "I'm going to stick to the light stuff from now on!"
"You don't mean that!" replied the barman "Your just hungover still."
"No!" he answered back, "Last night was so bad I actually started blowing chunks!"
The barman answered reasurring "It's perfectly reasonable to be sick when you drink that much though, it's not the end of the world!"
"You don't understand." the man said miserably "Chunks is my pet dogs name!" |
