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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?"
A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.
Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What two things in the air can make a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
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