| Page 2 of Blonde Jokes
Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car?
A: Because she blows the horn!
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.
Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. |
