| Page 3 of Blonde Jokes
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?
Q: What two things in the air can make a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet!
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