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Here's a quarter....call your room-mate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight!
Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you sure have a nice set of buns!
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
I was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realized I'd rather be holding you.
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
If god made anything prettier, I hope he kept it for himself.
I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate.
Good looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! Guy: As soon as I finish this drink.
You make my software turn to hardware! |
