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YoMama is so poor ... she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
YoMama is got so much hair under her arms it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.
YoMama is so ugly ... her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her!
YoMama is so ugly when she was born the doctor looked at her ass then her face and said 'Simese Twins!' |